scene 1: Carer went to give breakfast to the resident in bed. the carer's hair still wet so she havent tied it up yet.
Carer: good morning Mrs j, i got your breakfast here.
Mrs j: can you tidy up your hair, its getting on my nerves! :)
scene 2: Its dinner time and already serving pudding.
Carer: Mrs A, do you want plum with custard?
Mrs A: (with hearing problem) what?
Carer: do you want plum with custard?
Mrs a: what?
Carer: ok ill just give you yogurt! :)
scene 3: Sometimes the truth really hurts.. but what can we do?
Here patient calling the carer attending to him.
Mr. K: hey come here "fat face!"
Carer: :( (shocked!)
Scene 4: The nurse asking the client if he needs a pain killer. The nurse is a foreigner and got different accent.
Nurse: Mr G. have u got a Pain? (but she pronounced it as "pen")
Mr G.: (Look at his pocket) oh sorry i havent got.
Nurse: no! have you got pain? (pen)
Mr G: (getting angry) no! i havent got!
Nurse: no, i mean Pain! because if you got i will give you paracetamol.
Mr G: ah you mean Pain?? no, im alright (smiling) :)
Gosh, i nearly burst into laugh hearing them.. lol
Scene 5: The patient ask the care to seat her in the commode. as she sat ont he commode..
Carer: ummm you look very smart tonight. (nearly touching the face)
Mrs D: oh no! no! no! dont touch that you will ruin my beauty! :)
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